Will my Obamaphone be an iPhone?

I've only ever used android phones so I'm not familiar with any other OS.

No, your Reagan phone will not be an IPhone.

Whatever type of phone the guy paying taxes had when Obama has him robbed.

Yes and a big screen monitor.

If it's a landline, it's a ReganPhone.

If it's a cellphone, it's BushPhone.

No such thing as ObamaPhone.

Anyway, a LifeLine "phone" is a preset amount that will buy a non-smartphone. If you want (and can afford, ironically) an Android or iPhone, you need to pay.

All truth.

Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha… <whew>

No, just like the rest of his performance, it will be a high-promise, but low-delivery cellphone, that plays more games (i.e.golf) than actually DOES what it was designed to do.