Will this make me look like a hipster?

Okay first of all no I'm not actually a hipster or want to be one.

For my school leavers costume I'm going as a 'hipster horse' (one of those famous horse masks). Since I'm not really hipster this may be a bit hard.

What I've got so far;
A DSLR Camera.
3D Cinema glasses without the lens (or my own glasses if I can't find any - ordinary, nerdy glasses).
Canvas shoes (white with tiny bits of black on - they're Gorillaz special, google them).
A shirt and a blue jacket with either,
1. Grey with Stewie saying a quote
2. White with the american flag painted on (like, splatted on).
Jeans.
An iPhone and headphones (Turtle Beach) wrapped around my neck.

Does this sound hipster at all? Or is it too much? How to improve?

Added (1). Despite that hipsters don't like being mainstream most of them have iPhones is what I've seen lol.

Added (2). I'm a girl.

Yes you sound So hipster! You just can't say that you are, because hipsters always deny their hipsterness.

Try an open plaid shirt and a beanie, that might complete the look.
And for lulz you could just carry a home phone around with you.
Or just the home phone receiver, I figure hipsters like old things more than iphones, I dunno xD

You're at like 95% hipster right now. Improve by taking off the headphones unless you're actually listening to music. Get rid of those horrendous jeans, glasses with no lenses and Stewie T-shirt. Substitute it for a plain t-shirt and some blue jeans with sneakers. Simple solution to your overly hipster problem.

Nah that stuff's all name brand ***. That's not what hipsters are about

Heres what you need

1.big glasses without the lens

2.plaid shirt from thrift shop

3.underground music cd's nobody has heard before

4.offbrand large headphones

5.pabst blue ribbon beer

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