How to make Siri (on iPhone) say things Siri normally wouldn t say?

In some Smosh videos, they make Siri say things like "Subscribe to this channel", "You can go make your milk and egg yourself, ***! I have no f**king arms!" and stuff like that, how do I make Siri say things that she normally wouldn't say? Like "Hi. My name is Siri. Please subscribe to MusicMakerDimmi, or I will kill you": P

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So I guess its not siri I guess they (smosh) use an editing program and they edit their voices to make em like siri's and when they film the phone with the answer theycould use an image editing program but I'm not sure.

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