How should I kill my iPhone?

It always makes me so mad it's so slow and stupid so I want to kill it after I get paid next week I was thinking g style like off of family guy when stewie an Bryan's break peters surfing bird record what do you think

Hang it from a tree and shoot it with an BB gun.

Microwave inside a piece of cheese.

Eat it.

Its worth alot as a trade if its an older version like 4 or 4S

Give it to any Guy who like iPhones

Ghost guy h

Stah

I think you should take off the screen, and take it appart. Find out how they build it and build your own.

Blender!

How old are you?

Throw it into the water

Take it appart. Find out how they build it and build your own.

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