How to convince Verizon to give me a free iPhone with free data plan?

Okay so i have had my crappy Samsung slide phone for about a year and can't switch my contract now, but my phone won't work. I was on the phone with verizon and they won't work with me what is something that will help me get them to give me the iphone (anyone) for free with free data? If you help me i will seriously love you forever.

Why would they give you a free iphone and data plan? They don't give it to anyone else for free…

Verizon doesn't give free data plans to ANYONE, so why would they give it to you?

if you have unlimited data on your plan now, you can keep it, but you will have to pay FULL price for the phone.

There's no way you can. Apple has a binding contract with Verizon, which basically is, no data, no iPhone for you.

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