I can't keep my iPhone bcoz of my grandma?

My parents just bought me the iPhone 5 and when i told my grandma she said i HAVE to have her stupid, tiny LG. I have no idea what to do and i really want my iPhone.

I need help? No answers like: "it's your life, your choice" because it aint gonna work. Already tried. Real advice please

Well if you are willing to risk it i would change some settings and she may think this phone is to complexif you don't wanna risk it then tell her how you need it for school because you can look up defenitions google things you don't understand and can record presentations

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