I ate my iPhone and feel weird?

I was watching Youtube and all of a sudden I shoved my iPhone in my mouth and ate it. I now glow in the dark and receive phone calls, but I'm worried that something will happen.

Find lost iphone without the app?

So i've lost my *** iphone 5! I din have that "find my iphone" app installed, i do have the imei number, is there any way i can still find it, please!

Recording lectures in college?

Can I get an accessory for my iPhone to do this? And then transfer to my computer to listen to later… The stock microphone on my iPhone sucks now, but is there like a good plug in one I can use?

Or am I better off getting a separate recorder? Also what should I look for in a microphone if its a small class >13 people In a smallish room

Innotab 3s or Leappad Ultra?

For my 5year old (who loves my iPhone)… Having a hard time selecting which one! I don't have Internet access at home but I do at work if need to purchase apps, etc.opinions?