What is the funniest reply you got from SIRI?

Some of my friends have the IPhone 5 and simply out of boredom, would ask just the weirdest or stupidest questions they can think of to see what they'd get from SIRI. I.e. "SIRI, I'm lonely." SIRI: I can't help you with that. What is the weirdest or stupidest question have you asked SIRI lately?

Well… I was with some friends. We were pretty wasted and I asked Siri directions to the nearest strip clubs…

Well… Siri knew quite a few. Lol

My nephew was playing with my phone and he asked Siri to marry him and she started quoting the copyright law and turned his marriage proposal.

Me: You're a stupid *****!
Siri: I respect you

  • Why is IPhone Siri funnier than iPad Siri? I have an iPad mini. Siri is so boring on mine. She just says, "I can't answer that." Or "is that so?". On my friends iPhone, she replies really funny. Also on the Internet I see funny convos with Siri all from iPhone and not on iPad mini. Why is it that siri is funnier on iPhone? They are both part of apple!
  • What should i reply when someone says Thank you all the time? Well, basically I gave my cousin an iPhone as a gift. Every time we talked, he says thank you all the time. Sometime he says "can't thank you enough" sometimes says thank you very much for the gift, and I feel little embarrassed, what should I reply? I'm so confused. I already reply like - it's all good, no worries, your welcome "always", no problem, that' ok. please answer my question.
  • Is tbere any major différence between thé iPhone 6 and the 6s? Whooppeee is Xmas again and my daughter wants new 2nd hand) iPhone… 2 years ago almost bought her 5 before i réaliséd that it was 5s she wanted ( cos thé 5 sucks?) And I don't want to screw up this year…
  • Is it true that using siri you can call the nearest iphone to you? Or are there any sort of apps that do that which allows you to do anything like look at iphones that are close to you