What would be the thesis statemen in this situation? T?

I'm writing a persuasive essay on why you buy the iphone 20 (my own invention) supposedlly my invention is supposed to make you fly, you can download food lol and its 3D so what would be a good thesis statement?

First of all, haha. Ok now, what about something like these: "The human necesities of feeding and flying could be finally solved by the use of the iphone 20" haha!

By the way: wtf with your question? Still lol.

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