Why won't my ouija board work?

I've tried everything. I downloaded an app on my iPhone, I used my computer to play the online one, I made one out of paper. Now I think I should buy one but everyone says you don't have to. And I don't wanna waste my money if it doesn't work, what am I doing wrong? I 100% believe it will work and I believe in just about everything. I start out by asking if anyone's there and nothing moves. Help? And don't tell me not to play. I don't care about your experiences, I've heard them all before. I'm still playing.

What mark said

Ouija Boards were originally made in the early 20th century as a toy for children, and it was never meant to talk to the dead. Even amoung superstitious people, it is considered fake- it only gained popularity through high schools and tv shows.
I'd try summoning a demon instead, its much more fun and you only need to buy a piece of chalk

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