A horse ate my iphone, what should I do?

Should i yell at it.

Sure

Send it to burger king, they'll know what to do.

Try calling your phone. If it rings in the horse's stomach, maybe he'll barf it back out for you

Hmph. My horse ate my homework

Be grateful and wait for the Samsung S4 to come out, it's much better than the iphone anyday.

Horses do eat apples, y'know…

Name the horse serie, and talk to the chomping bit!

Wait for it to come out the other end.

Wait til' it comes out the other end, it might need to be cleaned off, though.

Say " what the *** horse y you do dis, you wanna fight me *** lets go ill *** you ***" then you fight it for glory

Mexican food.

Massage it's stomach to help him/her poop it out

No don't yell at it, it may Call ye later.

Kill it. Cut it open. Get your phone back.