Are there any alternate app stores to download apps for iPhone that does NOT need an Apple ID?

I will not begin to say how MUCH I HATE Apple and iPhones and macs…
For some reason, I got an iPhone for Christmas, even though the people who gave it to me knows I hate them.
Now, I will not be registering for an apple ID. I have found some alternate app stores to apple's app store, such as mandango I think, and opera store. However when I click on an app to install it takes me straight to itunes store (if I'm on my computer) or opens the app in the App Store app (on my phone). Are there any places were I can download apps either directly to my phone (ie I click on 'download' and it installs onto my phone, no registration, no sign in ESPECIALLY not for Apple ID) and/or a store where I can download apps to my iphone, but it downloads straight from that site instead of taking me to itunes or the apple app store.
Any trolls who want to slam or mock anyone either myself or a person answering the question for hating Apple or otherwise, don't bother.

Nope.

You can't download apps to an iPhone from any source other than the App Store, unless the phone is jailbroken, and jailbreaking is not a good idea.