Can a pro translate this drunk text?

"I love our friends ship we have ahs I sort off like you skin a fancy way just abut I just don't begs a relaid shop and h don't blueberry the close sneak but i don't know wht eh should meet up ski"

She has an Iphone if that helps give an idea of the keyboard layout and autocorrect.

I love our friendship we have, and I sort of like you in a fancy way. Blah blah blah (?), I don't care what, we should meet up okay.

I also have an iphone. I took a few drinks and tried to duplicate the text you submitted.

The result was not helpful. Sorry about that.

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