Does apples iPhone 7 design actually come with a built in parachute system in case you drop it?

Does apples iPhone 7 design actually come with a built in parachute system in case you drop it? - 1

LOL I haven't heard that one. It wouldn't work anyway. Not enough time for the parachute to fill with air.

Is it April 1st already?

Yes. Yes it does

Course not

And little tiny pillows. It also will float in the toilet (where most people here seem to drop theirs) while emitting a room deodorizing fragrance. It will NEVER become lost - trained homing pigeons will lay it at your feet - since you managed to SHUT OFF the Find My Phone feature. It also will allow you ten thousand tries and guessing your forgotten pass-code, before it locks up - for 10 seconds. The fron glass will NEVER EVER break - it is made from the nose-cone tiles of our abandoned space program. The Home button will always work - but only if you use your TOES. It also directly contacts Donald Trump or the NSA - your choice - if Siri ever hears one word of Arabic. And you do not have to wait until your contract is up, to qualify for a TOTALLY FREE phone - you can drive on over TODAY.

Its not out yet so who knows.