Does Siri on my iPhone have periods?

Like my iPhone is so totally angry at me right now!

I like got a new iPhone a few weeks ago and Siri worked great. But now she's like all angry and she totally won't listen to what i say. Is Siri having a period? I totally think she is. She is never been this angry before and i like think something is wrong with her. What do i do to solve this problem? I don't like that Siri is angry at me!

Siri is not like normal women. She has periods every day. Be carful to not bother her while this is happening.