People who have an iPhone 4S: Have you ever told Siri to go ma$turbate?

I did and she said "we're talking about you, not me"
how did she know?

Added (1). This is the first sexual question in the 7 questions i asked tonight.

I'm watching u

You have the raging hormones of a teenage boy based on your questions. I just noticed that.

And no. You couldn't pay me enough to buy any apple product.

Because you use your phone vibration for something else.

Siri and I have an understanding now, "we both agree, to disagree". LOL

Did you follow Siri's instructions.

I once asked Siri to find me a good hitman and, to put it simply, it didn't work.

  • Why is IPhone Siri funnier than iPad Siri? I have an iPad mini. Siri is so boring on mine. She just says, "I can't answer that." Or "is that so?". On my friends iPhone, she replies really funny. Also on the Internet I see funny convos with Siri all from iPhone and not on iPad mini. Why is it that siri is funnier on iPhone? They are both part of apple!
  • If you've ever been cheated on, how did you feel and what did you do? I've never caught a partner cheating on me yet, but I think if I did I would have to cause them a lot of problems. What did you do about a cheating partner?
  • How to make Siri (on iPhone) say things Siri normally wouldn t say? In some Smosh videos, they make Siri say things like "Subscribe to this channel", "You can go make your milk and egg yourself, ***! I have no f**king arms!" and stuff like that, how do I make Siri say things that she normally wouldn't say? Like "Hi. My name is Siri. Please subscribe to MusicMakerDimmi, or I will kill you": P Please ANSWER!
  • Have you ever tried flirting with Siri? For iPhone users. Admit it. Do yourself a favor and ask what she's wearing. My conversation wit Siri: Me: Take off your clothes. Siri: I found 6 clothing stores. 3 of them are fairly close to you. What a tease.

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