Funny explanations for a scanned elbow?

My brother and I are on a road trip. A week ago, I fell off of my penny board backwards and skinned my elbow pretty bad. There's a big scab. I'm not embarrassed of my fall, but I want to just give funny unrealidtic explanations of how I scraped my elbow. Stuff like:

Chasing a bear
Fighting Chuck Norris
Cliffdiving
Whittling an iPhone
Doing a backflip
Making a sandwich

General funny stuff like that.

"Do not store up for yourselves treasures on earth, where moth and decay destroy, and thieves break in and steal. But store up treasures in heaven, where neither moth nor decay destroys, nor thieves break in and steal. For where your treasure is, there also will your heart be. "The lamp of the body is the eye. If your eye is sound, your whole body will be filled with light; but if your eye is bad, your whole body will be in darkness. And if the light in you is darkness, how great will the darkness be.