How can I stop my iphone 5s showing onlying loading on app store?

WHEN I PRESS THE APP STORE ON MY IPHONE IGET A SCREEN WITH ONLY THE LOOADING INDICATOR SPINNING AROUND

You shouldn't have got an IPHONE. They are so bad at everything and the operating system is nothing compared to Samsung's Android…

WHEN YOU PRESS CAPS LOCK you can get normal, friendlier text.
Try it, please.