How do I find my iPhone that is dead and on Airplane Mode?

How do I find my iPhone that is dead and on Airplane Mode? - 1

Traditional search. Like under the couch cushions and stuff

The Find iPhone app only finds live iPhones/iPads/Macs connected to the internet.

This question is too below my social scale to give it any of my input or to think anything of it to give an actual answer. I have standards.

You LOOK FOR IT. That's the only option

The old fashioned way. By looking.