How to destroy my new iPhone 5S?

I have already boiled, burned, microwaved, chainsawed, spilled Coke over, and used fireworks on an iPhone.

Any ideas for my next video?

And no I'm not trolling. I run a youtube channel where I test technology in a series of destruction tests.

Throw it at the floor really hard.
Can I see your youtube channel?

Under a car, sand belt, firearms, a dog, various tools, throwing another iPhone at it, putting it in a automatic pitching machine, sling shot, dropping a cement block.

Give it to me