I see things that are not there?

Like last night I was driving to McDonald's and I saw a dog having sexual orientations with a rock in the middle of the road so I stopped immediately and 2 cars ended up hitting eachother and the people in the cars all died. The thing is, there wasn't actually a dog have sexual orientations with a rock.
So, my question is where can I find a cheap iPhone 5?

Blame the drugs.