I'm So SAD MY LIFES DEPRESSING?

I DIDN't GET ANYTHING I ASKED FOR FOR MY BIRTHDAY.
ALL I GOT WAS A IPAD TWO
A IPHONE FOUR
SOME MAC MAKEUP
A CAR THAT IS A COLOR I HATE
SOME CLOTHES (BIG DEAL I GO SHOPPING EVERY DAY ANYWAY.

SO NOW I'm SITTING IN MY ROOM ON MY DUMB ONE YEAR OLD APPLE LAPTOP CRYING.
SURE THE CAKE WAS 200 DOLLARS. BUT NOT EVEN THE FLAVOR I LIKED. I LEFT MY HUGE PARTY TO COME HOME. MY PARENTS LOOKED UPSET AND AS SOON AS THEY COME HOME I'm TELLING THEM OFF AND I'm SMASHING THAT OUT DATED IPAD RIGHT INFRONT OF THEM BUT FIRST I'll JUST WALK IN OUR HUGE BEHIND-THE-MANSION-GARDEN TO CALM DOWN. BUT I'm MAKING SURE THIS NEVER HAPPENS AGAIN AMD THEY WILL RETURN EVERYTHING TO GET ME WHAT I DESERVE. CAN YOU Please TELL THEM OFF So I CAN SHOW THEM HOW AWFUL THEYVE MADE MY BIG DAY?

This is a troll right please be a troll otherwise you are spoiled! Yea ik its a troll but i'm gonna anwser anyways

your spoiled don't be crying that you got all thoose expensive things be thankful most people can't afford any of thoose things

You're trolling aren't you? If not, that's a lot of expensive gifts. They're not "outdated" either.

Well, though it's pretty obvious your not being serious, typing in all caps and just being completely unrealistic, but I'll humor you.

If you really have that much stuff while other people are dying of starvation and dehydration, then no one cares about your petty problems that aren't actually problems.

Boo hoo you are a spoiled little brat and you shouldn't have gotten anything for your birthday