Is the iPhone bending a conspiracy?

Tim Cook who is the Ceo of Apple is not straight so Apple made an iPhone based off him that is not stable or straight when bending which is why the iPhone can bend

Wait wait wait

its the 6th version of iphone, right?
how many letters does gay have? 3!
6-3 = 3!
what has three sides?
a triangle and what is a triangle? The Illuminati symbol
but wait!

how many i does iphone have? 1

What else has one i? The eye in the Illuminati symbol
therefore apple is Illuminati confirmed!

No, you're a pizza man. Where's my pizza?

Tim cook is part of the gay mafia!

Sdsd

It's way overblown imo, this is from consumer reports:
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The phones that turned out to be the most bendable were the iPhone 6 and HTC One, but even with each of these two, it took 70 pounds of force to bend permanently and 90 to 100 pounds of force to separate the screen from the case.
"It took significant force to do this kind of damage to all these phones," Consumer Reports concluded. "While nothing is (evidently) indestructible, we expect that any of these phones should stand up to typical use."