Listen to my story about how I turned.68 cents into $50?

Once upon a time I went to go eat at a McDonald's. I used a Visa card that I got for my birthday to pay for my meal. After eating, I got up and left. That's when I realized that I had left my Visa card in McDonald's! I got out of my car and walked in to get it. But when I got to my table it was gone. So naturally I reported my stolen card. They said they weren't able to access it just yet to shut it down so whoever stole it couldn't use it. I realized nobody else would help me get it back, and I knew I had nothing better to do, so I set out to look for it. I went to McDonald's and asked them if they had seen anyone take it. The guy looked at me with wide eyes and said no immediately. I realized that this guy was pretty suspicious, so I sat in McDonald's for two hours and watched him. Every now and then he would glance over at me nervously. Then I watched him walk towards the door. He was going to his car. I left the building and followed him, hiding behind my own car. I suddenly had an idea. I took out my iPhone and shut it off completely. I pretended to be on the phone with some one that knew something about my card. I walked past the suspicious guy and started talking. I said "Yeah my card has been stolen" I paused for a second. "The number? Oh it's… " I said the number on the card out loud twice. I pretended to tell the guy on the phone that if he deposited $50 into the card, he would be able to access $10, 000 so I needed to find it quickly. I watched the guy's eyes bug out of his head, and yet I was dumbfounded that he fell for it. The next day I came back and the guy was working at McDonald's again. He was at his car. I took my friend who is also a policeman to him and demanded the card back. He looked at us for second and then dropped my card on the ground and ran without even closing his doors. Turns out he had lots of illegal drugs in his car so he got arrested for that, and not so much for stealing my card. The good news is the guy actually put $50 on my card! A week later my friend (the policeman) asked me "Hey why was the cars so important to you? Did it have a lot of money on it?" I simply replied "Nope, as a matter of fact it only had.69 cents on it"

TRUE STORY.

By the way, don't question why I'm putting this on singles and dating. I just think all the lonely people need a good laugh!

You, my good friend, are clever.

Thanks for the good laugh, that story made me smile.

That was amusing.