Naval Base Guantanamo Bay Cuba?

So my family and I will be moving to Guantanamo Bay soon. I have a few questions. Preferably someone who lived in Guantanamo Bay Naval Base would be kind enough to answer my questions!

1) I heard there's a swimming pool there! Is there? If so, are there slides? How deep does it go?

2) Are the schools good? Are the kids nice?

3) Are the housing town homes or single family homes?

4) Is there Internet access?

5) I have an iPhone 4S, can I keep my same phone plan or will it cost more money to own a phone there?

6) What fun things are there to do there? I'm a teenager so fun things like that!

7) Are the houses in good condition?

8) Is the water safe to swim in?

I can answer a couple. School on military bases are generally pretty good. Military brat tend to be a little more wordily than kids in normal schools, and often a bit more mature.
There are single family homes and they are actually quite nice.
The water is beautiful. But there are large lizards that will steal your lunch (I'm not kidding.
n terms of fun, I wouldn't want to live there a long time. I was unaware they did accompanied tours there. You are a little penned in as you can't go to Cuba proper.

It's a very interesting place. Very good food, and interesting people. Wish I know more. I only went a couple times for work.