How to get a iPhone 5 for christmas?

How do i get a iPhone 5 for christmas?

Added (1). I'm 14 years old! I have good grades and everything. Sometimes i can be a real dick to my parents. I've asked them if there's any chance that i can get an iPhone and they just stay quiet looking at each other. Then my mom finally said its too expensive and that she is gonna have to pay more bills! Thats all i want for christmas.

Added (2). If i can just get like a list of things to do so they can say that i deserved it

Is 13 too old for Christmas presents? X?

I'm a 13 year old girl and I'm mature for my age and i really love Christmas but it's not as good as it was when I was younger last year I was really happy with the one present i got which was my iPhone 5c this year my mum said she will take me shopping to get clothes, makeup and stuff like that but the thing is I really love looking forward to waking up to presents On Christmas morning?

MY iphone won't turn oN - 1

I was trying to do something and i pushed the power button then the homebutton together than the home button and now it dosent want to turn on
how do i make it turn on! Pleases help 10 pts

Is the website data on iPhone the sites you've went on or can it be ads too?

So here's what happened, I went on a site on my boyfriends phone a while back and I couldn't remember the name so I was going through his website data to try and find it when I seen a link for a hook up site. I asked him about it and he said he's never went on it and it's probably just an ad or something but I can't help but no believe him. All I want know if its possible that it was an add?