I don't know what to do with my life?

I'm 16 @ home with dad and I get no money at all. I want to buy nice things and I need and want things I'm a teenage girl and I get nothing out of him and I can't get a job bcos no one hires and I just don't know how to get money and becos I really want iphone and I can't get one:'( I need help

Power button on iPhone 5 stopped working?

I got the iPhone 5 for christmas this past year and since I got it the power button wouldn't work unless i pushed it down on the left side only. But now the other day it completely stopped working altogether. If i take it in to apple, will they give me a new one for free? Or am i gonna have to pay for repairs?
I don't wanna go in and not have my phone backed up on my computer if they decide to give me a new one.

Android vs iPhone. Which should I upgrade to?

So currently I have a blackberry bold and I'm sick of the slow performance and limitations to what I can do with the phone. I've been doing some research and it seems the phones to get right now are the
iPhone 5
HTC 1
Samsung Galaxy s4
or the Nexus 4

I know the phones are each very different but I'm looking for one that is going to last me a while.
Can anyone tell me which of these phones are the best on the market right now and are going to give me the best performance with many different uses? What is so great about each of them?

(currently i've been leaning towards the galaxy but many are trying to talk me into the iPhone)

My iphone 5 charger cable doesn't work?

So I got my Iphone 5 in December… In March the cord to charge the phone stopped working and wouldnt charge my phone what so ever. I know it was the cord because i borrowed my friends ipad 2 charger and it charged my phone. So i purchased a new one that day and it worked… Until now. The problem has came up again and my phone won't charge. Is it me? Am i somehow plugging the charger in wrong? Is it the phone? I don't get it?

Iphone plugged into DYNEX hd television?

I have my iphone 4s plugged into my dynex hd tv, and i want to show a video to my family using the tv. My phone chord is plugged into the USB on the back of the tv, but all the inputs say no signal. Help?

Added (1). Be serious about this, I need some help from people who understand electronics… Not bored people looking to have funny responses that will end up on tumblr tomorrow.

If someone signs my iPhone with permanent marker will it stay on?

I'm going to meet Ed Sheeran next weekend and I want him to sign my iPhone, does permanent marker ink stay well on iPhones? Will it fade or rub off? I have screen protectors to put on the back of my phone so I could do that but will it peel off with the back protector?

I don't know if anyone even knows the answer to this but 10 points if you do!

Where can I find sweet deals for IOS Apps?

I would like to be able to find some great deals for my iPhone regarding apps.
I have the app, AppGratis, which tells me about a free app each and every day, some of which I actually like.
I also have The Starbucks app, which today, gave me a code to get Angry Birds Star Wars for Free. (I don't know why lol, but I like it!)
I also heard of IGN's Free game of the month and got a code for the game, Horn.
If you have any other website/ app recommendations to find some sweet deals, please let me know: D