Think of a caption for my FB photo?

So I got my new iPhone 5 and am going to share a pic of the box on FB.
I had a caption in mind, "After an agonizing month long wait, my sweetheart comes home."

I think it's kinda meh… What do you think of my caption? Can anyone think of a better one for me?

"SEXY AND I KNOW IT!" would be cool, no idea what sort of person you are and what kinda people would be looking at this though, thats what I would put though