What are you buying next?

Aside from bills and all that, I'm buying the iPhone 11 Pro… Yay! I've never had an iPhone, always had an Android.
My bought me Androids and when I started buying stuff myself boyfriends always told me to get Androids.

Now idc! I'm getting what I want!
I think Seve Jobs was a bad person but he's dead anyway.

Added (1). My *mom* bought me Androids. Missed a word.

Well, I'm having a very large maple tree trimmed down about half as big. That should be several hundred dollars.

I gots to git me some light-type bulbs for the dining room. Can't eat in the dark, right?

I'm going to buy a cabin up in the hills by a lake. My wife loves to spend time at the lake but it's hard to rent cabins. You have to reserve them well in advance. We go places on a whim whenever we get the urge.

Something to store clothing in.
But, I don't want a dresser

I'm going to buy my beautiful girlfriend an extremely large dildo. My wiener isn't that big and she wants to experience big without actually having the real thing.

Just got back from town, those damn buses are useless it's quicker to walk the 5 miles round trip (which I did) than wait for one. I bought a load of sell buy bread for the freezer, I saved 5 quid. I bought two 400g packs of boiled ham, saved myself 3 quid. I guess you could say I WAS QUIDS IN. Lol.

I'm buying your P----y.