What brand of phone do you recommend me to buy?

My brother bobby had iphone but he drowned it. I had nokia but i smashed it with a bat. My dad had a panasonic but he smashed it with a bomb. I need a phone to call funny calls. I need to roder 12 gauge autoloaders

Here's a better idea: stop being so reckless with your smartphones.

I'll add yet One More good idea:

STOP TROLLING HERE.

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