What happens if Someone scream there free iPhones in the apple store?

What happens if Someone scream there free iPhones in the apple store?

Nobody would believe it

The nearest Apple store is 90 minute drive…

You'd have to be an idiot to believe that ****.

Nothing, unless there was an actual free iPhone promo/contest/drawing/competition going on.

Sure

That someone would be thought a bloody fool and Might get thrown out of the store for life.

The screamer would be escorted out of the building.