Who does my iPhone auto correct my words incorrectly?

It changed chilly to chili. Maybe it is possessed by the holy ghost. Always heard he was a bad speller.

You shoulder used a better 1.>

… Sent from my iThingy.

Must be the demons! Satanist like you shouldn't worry about it.

It's the ghost of Steve Jobs

Sounds like ya' attracted an iDemon, friend: o

Auto correct is awesome. I've gotten some hilarious texts from friends whose auto correct has gone awry.