Why doesn't apple create an app to let you delete your marriage from your iphone?

Think of all the money you could save on sleazy divorce lawyers.

Maybe delete your wife might do the trick because that way you don't have to worry about divorce and child support. But then again, science has to find a way to demolecularize the human being.

Actually the best thing would be to mute your spouse, especially when she gets upset. So that mute my spouse app might be of great use whenever she is upset, mute her.

But if Apple had the biggest bite of the apple, those sleazy lawyers would make up the shortfall. Every time they broke wind, they'd charge for it.