I have a strange desire to eat my iPhone

I see people with iPhones and I have this desire to take it away from people and bite into one,

I just bought one and I have this urging impulse to bite into mine,

What should I do?

Look up recipies.

Bite it.

Nibble at the edges, don't go straight for the bite as it may not be ripe yet.

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