I have a white iphone. Is this gay?

I have a white iphone. Is this gay?

Your gay for asking such a ridiculous question

Not at all.

1. Do you identify as a male or anything close to it? If yes, move on to the next question. If no, move on to question three.
2. Do you seek the sexual and romantic partnership of somebody who identifies as male or anything close to it? If yes, you are gay, pansexual, bisexual, or something else from the alphabet soup that is lgbt*qia2+. If no, you are probably straight. This is regardless of whether or not you have an iphone and the color of said iphone.
3. Are you a woman or anything close to it? If yes, and you answer yes to question two, you are probably straight. If yes, but you answer no to question two, you are probably lesbian, pansexual, bisexual, or something else from the alphabet soup that is lgbt*qia2+. This is regardless of whether or not you have an iphone or the color of said phone.
I hope this answers your question and you are now embarking on a journey to discover your sexual and gender orientations, whatever they may be.

Only if you are giving head while holding it.

If you're using it to call your boyfriend, yes.

If you paint rainbows on it - possibly.

You can't be serious, Dick.

Honestly, white iPhones are something I use to confirm my gaydar suspicions. I'm not saying that everyone that has a white iphone is gay, or that all gay guys have a white iphone. But I am saying that if my gaydar goes off on someone, then they pull out a white iphone, that's as good as wearing a rainbow flag to me.

If you mean stupid then you are an idiot. I have a white iphone too and the only thing thats gay on here is your screen name