I'm very new to this site. Could I get some assistance?

My great grandson recently told me to get an "iPhone 6 plus", he said it would be "trill" if i got it. I'm not really sure what trill means but I think that's good. I want to be in with the new cool kids so I went ahead to my local cellular device store and got an iPhone 6 plus. This telephone is very large, it's like my old Microsoft computer it's so big. I have cataracts so this big screen is very good. My good pal from back in the day, Irving recommended this website. I asked my great grandson what this website is and he said it's "swag". I'm not sure what "swag" means but I'm assuming it's good. So I came on this website and he showed me how to use this. He showed me how to ask a question, before we asked one I had to kick him out because he started smoking a "vape". I'm not sure why those dang kids smoke those they are just bad for your health. So about this website I'm not sure what I can all do on here. All I know is how to ask questions. Could somebody fill me in on how to use this website a little better, I want to be "trill" and "swag". It took me quite a bit to type this because of my arthritis. So if somebody could help me that would help out alot thank you and have a nice day youngsters

Don't try to fit in. Just be yourself. I don't use those words either and I'm a teenager.

I think Irving made another account just to talk to himself

  • Why do I do this? I'm very very very tired yet I don't want to sleep? I want to sleep because I'm practically blinking and bobbing my head side to side like a drunken man but I just don't want to sleep. I watch tv or go on Facebook or play on my iPhone. And I'm starting to get dark circles. And as a guy I don't wear. Concealer or whatever
  • My iphone 4s is charging very very slowly? I let my phone charge for about three hourse and it only charged from 3% to 5% and its really really slow; i'm not sure if its the battery or not. Also; i had finally charged it to 10% and i took it off the plug for a second the. It went back to 1%.
  • Iphone 4s technical assistance? Just got a used 4s that will not open the sim tray, opened it up turns out there's no mechanism to open the tray. When I do put a sim in it has no bars and says 'searching… '. Tried to set activate it with Wi-Fi it can't access the server and with itunes it simply says sorry it can't activate my phone at this time. Anyone else have this problem and a solution? I've already tried updating the ios and restoring to factory settings.
  • I could get the iPhone 5s in like 3 weeks but I could get the 5c tommorow? I could get the 5s in a few weeks and I love it but I also really like the iPhone 5c and I could get a great otter box case for it or get the 5s but that would take 3 more weeks. What should I do?! And the 5c is still great right? Because a lot of people still have the 4s. And please don't say wait for the 6 because I'm not