What are some funny things I can make siri say?

Well I have an iPhone with Siri and I was wondering if anyone knows what funny things I can say to it.

Ask, "Why are Firetrucks red?" The answer is funny

"Siri, Charge my phone to 100 percent."

It works.

If you ask Siri what 0 divided by 0 is it will hurt your feelings… Deeply. Try it?

I always say to siri "tell a joke", that's it. But when you repeat many times you'll find siri also repeat its answer loop.

ME: Call my girlfriend "Siri" which one lol.

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