Atheists Jesus went into the desert by himself for 40 days how did Satan find him?

If you went into the desert for 40 days, nobody can find you. Remember this was before they used cell phones that is made from the deadliest war since WWII. Over 5 million people have been killed in the Democratic Republic of Congo to mine for minerals for make ipads, iphones.

WTF are you friggin' talking about? Come back when you make sense.

So this has what to do with Atheism.

I D I O T

He used magic

Where is the historical record of this? Where is the proof that Jesus even existed?

Ok, really? You really are asking about the 40 days? Even Christians understand that one.

Lady I pity you, I really do.

He's supernatural.

He's Satan. His job is to be Yahweh's official devil's advocate. You think he can't find someone locked in a mortal body in one comparatively small desert on one tiny planet by himself? I know you Christians think Yahweh likes to micro-manage, but come on.

Seriously, if Satan is evil, but he can't find Jesus on Earth, he's not exactly a threat now is he?

Oh please, 5 mil.

He had the latest JPS maps installed.

Map quest.

It's all a fiction, anything can happen in fiction