Describe IPHONE without using the words Iphone or Apple?

Describe IPHONE without using the words Iphone or Apple?

A square piece of plastic and metal that people are willing to spend hundreds of dollars on.

A square item that is sometimes used to call people and trick people into getting a new one. It is primarily used as a $600-$700 paper weight

A rectangular beauty. An expensive rectangular beauty. And a work of art!

A tool used to communicate using an overpriced firm's commodity.

A person using such tool is generally trying to 'keep up with the Jones.

Or simply put:
A status seeker.

This is a smart phone with four inch touch screen, the latest wireless technology, an 8MP iSight camera, in an attractive aluminum body. This phone measures a mere 7.6 millimeters thin and weighs just 112 grams. The conventional approach to building LTE into a world phone uses two chips - one for voice, one for data, but in this phone, both are on a single chip. To save battery you can utilize the low-light mode. You can do much more than check email, take video and listen to music. There are many applications from third party vendors, so check the iStore to see them all.