How to train my dog to steal iphones, ipad, iexpensivethings?

I want to train my dog to steal and make me rich.

How long will it take me?

Added (1). If the police see him, They will not be able to prosecute me because I didn't steal it.

That was a bad joke…

That's a horrible idea.

trying to steal someone's phone could easily become an attack if trained by someone other than an expert, leading to the dog being euthanized and you being sued.

Troll

Too long, it may not even work lol

Get a monkey if you intended to teach your animal to steal! Monkey would probably work.

You are not smart enough to manage it.

There's a film where dogs rob a bank Dobermans

Lol Egon a dog thief that made me smile as I know you are joking (I hope) actually my pal has a small poodle who will go down any bag to take whatever it finds most of us have to find our belongings when we leave, now I zip my bag and put it on a shelf. I'm sure the dog was a thief in a previous life.
If you have a dog I suspect with your humour you are kind to it.

Definitely a jack russel.

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