I got my iphone 5 today and i hate it what do i do?

I just got my iphone 5 and i hate it. I hate the fact that its square. Its so annoying to hold and the features arrre stupid. I wish i had bought the Galaxy s4 it was much much cheaper than iphon 5 and it has better featuers. I only got iphone 5 cause it was more popular, and i made a stupid mistake. I can't return it cause i bought it on contract for 2years. I hate myself. What do i do? Its too late to do anythnig now.

Should have checked it all BEFORE making a purchase!
I believe no one actually MADE you buy it!
Suit yourself!

Trade it on Ebay or a local yard sale site.

OMG its square. Lol

Trade it with an Apple Fanboy for an S4. Or sell it on E bay. If you find any person who bought the S4 and is now hating it, then Trade him for it.