IPhone 4s won't unlock while drunk?

Every single time I slide the the "slide to unlock" button on the iPhone screen to read a text it just kept bouncing back. I'm pretty sure my finger was moving accurately even though I was drunk. Does iPhone know I'm intoxicated or there's some kind of black magic going on? Has this ever happened to anyone else?

Haha. May be you should stop drinking, that's what your iPhone wants.

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