I need tips for when I go back in time to 2012?

Today is November 14th, 2015. Let's say I wanted to go to an alternate universe/timeline (so I won't be erased, no pardoxes or anything. Basically exactly same universe as our own except it started 3.5 years later) on May 14th, 2012. If I brought with me my iPhone 6, would I receive texts my past self would have received with his iPhone 4. Would I lose my photos on iCloud? Would the music on my Spotify and Music playlist disappear? Would my iOS 9 crash? Would the NSA figure it out? Should I get a fake ID?

I really need to know all this because I have constructed a time machine and plan to go back to the past tonight and need to pack. I moved approximately 2.5 years ago from the west coast to Midwest. I plan to go back in time and give myself a year to get to the west coast and formulate a plan to stop myself from moving. Then I plan to secretly guide my younger self through life while I start a new life in the past. Should I get a fake birthday and secret identity so I can still have doctor appointments in case of health issues? Anything else I should worry about? Is this illegal? Will the government get in my way?

IPhone 5s screen replacement?

I replaced my screen because I have done it before, but this time the screen won't turn on and all my iPhone does is make the charging noise when I plug it in. What should I do?

Videos not playing on iPhone 6?

Hi this has been happening for a few weeks now, every time I try to play a video (whether it be from my camera roll, twitter, instagram) it plays for a few seconds then it freezes and stops and won't play anymore. Does anyone know how to fix this problem?

Which is better, iPhone 6 or iPhone 6S?

Which is better, iPhone 6 or iPhone 6S? - 1

Added (1). Anyway, I'm making my Christmas list early this year and I was wondering which one should I get. Also, don't give **** answers or sarcastic ones.

Can I sell my iPhone 6s that is still on contract (Sprint)?

My family switched from Verizon to Sprint. They either had to get iPhone or decided that we all had to because most of them like it. I have had it for a few weeks now. I do not have anything against ios or iPhone; its just not for me.

I just bought a new phone while on Verizon not too long ago and miss it.

I simply want to buy a different device.

Don't know what to do with my life?

There's so many problems going on with my life right now and I can't seem to tell myself to suck it up. Yes these problems may look like its dumb, but to me I get stressed out on the smallest things. So this year has been a pain, I have gotten through a recent breakup after 2 years of being emotionally abused and threatened. And that ruined my motivation to talk to other people, I like being lonely now and I lost a few friends. I don't really mind and I think I should care but I don't? What's wrong with me? Another thing is I applied for a job 3 years ago; they finally called me back, I seemed to mess up the interview because a paper I needed seemed to expire and now they said they are going to hire someone else. I really wanted this because its my first job and now i'm sad because I might not get it in time. Lastly I bought a iphone for my mom with her own money since she doesn't know english and it costs alot and the delivery people said they delivered to the mailbox, so I checked and the mailbox seemed to have been broken, someone might've stole the iphone and i feel like my mom would never trust me again, its all my fault. Yes people have it worse than me but right now all I can do is feel useless

App Store won't let me get apps?

I have an iPhone 5 and all the software updates but I've just tried to download an app and the little spinning circle is spinning for about a minuet, then it stops and the circle is then replaced with 'get' again, how can I fix this?

Why can't I hear anything when I call someone? (iPhone 3GS)?

I still have an iPhone 3GS and recently I have found that whenever I make a call or receive a call, I can't hear the person on the other end, but they can hear me. It doesn't work when it's on speaker or headphones either. But whenever I listen to music or sound from an app I'm hear it fine. I have tried a hard resets and I don't know what to do.
How can I fix this?