It's these same kids who will get to throw them into a deep, dark, hole somewhere when they're too old to object?
For instance… I'm staying on good enough terms with mine so that they trust me. Then, when they're old and THEY depend on ME it's revenge time.
I'm going to find the dirtiest, most neglectful/abusive nursing home I can, and pick them out a room with a view of a brick wall, or a cemetery.
I'll visit once a year and regale them with stories of my childhood- just so they know exactly why they are there.
Horrible parents- did you not think of this?
Abused children- You're welcome.
Added (1). I'm not some brat bitter over an iphone:
I'm a 30 year old man and I've been planning this since I was lifted off of the ground by my neck and beaten with a weightlifting belt.