I don't have a job, but I'm going to college and my Girlfriend also is going to college and has a job( We're both 18 and have dated 2.5 years). I hope to get a job in college. Seeing as how I have no job, I'm enjoying my summer, by sitting poolside, with a cooler and having a little booze( and water) and maybe a nap( think the opening scene of Billy Madison but with an iPhone and subtract the 2 friends). I know what some of you are thinking, but remember, I'm going to college in the fall and am getting a job so I'm enjoying 8 weeks of summer.
Anyway, every day after work, she'll come over and ridicule me for relaxing. " look at my boyfriend, the lazy hedonist. What did you do today? Drink? How many? Every day is a holiday to you isn't it( well it is summer so yeah) I waited tables because I have a job". Fortunately, during these holier than thou lectures, I'm a little toasted and usually she notices. Now maybe I'm a hedonist and maybe I'm not but what 18 year old isn't without a little hedonistic tendency? After her talk I'll just tell her " Sweetie, it's so nice out, go home, go put on your swimsuit, come back over, and I'll make you a drink and you can tan. You deserve a little R&R. I feel the need to tell you( not sure why) but I do smoke a cigar, but only 2x a week. She only tells me " You know I hate it when you do that". I do get up early and i stay up pretty late so if I yawn in front of her she starts up with the " Aww, is my lazy boy tired from not doing anything? Poor baby." My family has no problem with it and my parents are pretty laid back. I want her to stop.