Stealing my stepdads iPhone 5?

My pr*ck stepdad grounded me last night and went to get an iphone five this morning, i was supposed to be able to go but he grounded me. I've already slashed all the tires on his four wheeler and let his dog out the front door but if I steal it do they have tracking capabilities on the phone?

Take a pill.

Yes they do. And what a foolish thing to do- slashing his tyres, letting the dog out, considering stealing- you're a criminal and deserve more than grounding. Why not try behaving and then maybe you won't get punished?

Oh wow, you seem like a heck of a handful to take care of,
Maybe you should stop being a little brat and you might not get grounded.

Yeah. They can track it, and he can do it without asking the police or operatour if he has installed an app which can track it. But I don't recommend you to do all this harm…

ANSWER MY QUESTION Please!

As if you would. You have described things that would would like to do. Well you probably have let the dog out. But your doing nothing more than seeking attention and trying to provoke a reaction. And no there's no tracking but i know you knew that already. Life gets better as you grow up. You made me smile though!