When will Obama give me all the free stuff he's promising?

Well, I voted for Obama yesterday and I'm sure glad he won!

It's not my problem that other people want to work for a living, and I have no problem with having them pay everything for me.

Obama has uplifted us all. We're to receive free phones, gas, healthcare, and everything else that most people who work have to pay for.

When do we get our free stuff? I can't afford health insurance, but I could afford to buy an Xbox, an iPhone, and plenty of weed

Haha lazy ***.

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