Why do i always laugh at poor people?

I'm 14 and i have

A macbook pro
An iphone
A swimming pool inside my house
Expensive makeup that poor people can't afford
My own queen size bed
I get 20 dollar allowance every day from my parents and have more than $6000 on my own bank account. I get free money everyday since i was little.

YALL JEALOUS? I'm GONNA GROW TO TO BE EVEN RICHER THAN MY PARENTS. THEY ARE BOTH LAWYERS BUT I'm GONNA BECOME THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!

That's an easy one to answer - it's because you're a douche.

You're a spoiled child, and I would laugh if you got crippled in a car accident.

You will be fine when you get a girlfriend

Your parents just have a lot of money, so I don't think you're spoiled. I do, however, think you're lucky.

I've had a king size bed since I was 5, beat that, ya f*ggot.

But in all seriousness,

I totally support you.
Please continue to spend your mommy and daddy's money so we can keep our economy running.
We need idiots like you.

Whatever, troll

  • Why do poor people care more about their image and buying nice clothes than feeding their family or paying bills? I see tons of poor people who make less than 20k a year spending their entire income on nice clothes and shoes and purses and makeup. Their children are starving they can't even afford to use the air conditioner or pay for electricity but they absolutely need to buy a new iPhone or a new pair of high heels
  • Why do people always want the new thing? So the new iPhones are coming out soon and I'm sure they will sell millions upon millions even though basically its the same as a normal iPhone 5 just with a different home button, different colours and its default is ios7 which will be on the iPhone 5 too. Why bother paying more for something similar. It works though for apple. A new iPhone seems to be released every 6 months now but people still get it. Seems pointless but yeah, just thought I'd ask
  • Why do my laugh lines look so deep in photos? In the mirror they look like a normal 20 year olds laugh lines, but when taken on an iphone suddenly it looks like I'm an infant with chubby cheeks and deep laugh lines. This sucks, is this normal?
  • Why are other people so spoiled and i'm so poor? This is what other teens have: Iphone 5 X box DSi Playstation Ipod touch Mac This is all i friggin have: An iphone 4S (It's outdated) A dell laptop (I WANT A FRIGGIN MAC) The orginal DS(It sucks, i can't play pokemon black/white 2) Ipod nano (Ughh it sucks) MY FAMILY IS So FRIGGIN POOR UGH I HATE THEM