Why is my bae so white and basic?

So my bae, Paige, (I know whitest white girl name eva!) is just really really white. She's also like really basic she like, obsesses over pics of dogs, cats, red pandas, and Channing Tatum it's ridiculous! She loves frappes from McDonald's and long walks on the beach in Uggs and yoga pants. She cries while reading trashy romance novels. She has a blue iPhone 5C with a panda background. I just don't understand why she's so white and basic, can anybody help me?!

This has to be a troll. If it's not, I officially don't want to live on this planet anymore.

Is there anything about her that you like?

What does this have to do with people with disabilities? Why would random strangers know why a person they don't know acts the way she does? Why do you think there's such a thing as acting white? There isn't and it's not your right to determine what is and isn't basic when it comes to someone else's likes and dislikes.