I sneezed and killed someone?

I worked at Home Depot on a cliff. One girl came in and wanted a board. I went to the back to find a 2x4 but it was dark so I lit a match. I sneezed and blew the flame across to some flammable liquids. It ignited and explosed shards of flaming splinters at the lady. She was pierced several hundred times in everywhere. She stumbled back into the wall hard against a basket of steel pipes. They rolled down 20 feet from the top shelf and landed on her head. Not even all at once.

Two of them were about to hit her head, so one stopped and waited while the other hit her. The kther then proceded to fall and hit her as well, followed by 40 more.

She then collapsed onto a pile of nails that I had spilt earlier (Earlier, I spilled a pile of nails) I tried to help her up, but I hit her head against a sharp, jagged piece of rusty metal on the corner of a shelf. I couldnt hold her more than 5 seconds due to the many, many steel bars piled on her.

So I got a forklift.

Well, I didn't see where I was going and accidentally squished her head flatter than an iPhone 6. I backed up and tried again, this time scooping her up and taking her outside.

We finally got outside and, well, you remember that cliff I told you about? She fell. 500 feet. All the way to the jagged shards of rock. Then she went under into the rough seas. The sharks were the least of her problems due to to Raw nuclear sewage Home Depot spewed into the sea. Of coarse, the sharks DID attack.

But she was Ok.

The most annoying people are the ones who annoy you when they're not even around.

What were you doing during all those safety meetings?